Spanish Nights

This evening I was riding on a three lane carriageway on the inside lane at the same speed as the traffic about 30 mph, a SUV pulled up close next to me and started honking. I offered my usual salutations, 'Fuck Off Cunt'
The fucker pulled in closer still honking I looked through the window thinking maybe he was a Pinarello enthusiast and it's an angry looking bald man waving a Police ID in my face, for some reason I then said
'I'll ride where I fucking like' at which point he agressively forced me into the side of the road, got out the SUV, still waving the badge and said 'Get in the cycle lane' and actually forcefully pushed me onto the pavement, nearly pushing me over.
He was fucking angry and actually started to front me for some sort of scrap whilst waving the badge. I had no ID on me which I think is at least a night in the cells here, so there wasn't really much I could do.
I blame the MASH film myself.
Mind you I did get away with calling a copper a cunt so there is a bright side.

Cunt or cabrón? World of difference... Good job gettin' away with it tho'! :D

No. In English. Spanish swearing doesn't do it for me. I just checked with my girlfriend, as far as I know I was not doing anything illegal, slightly over the speed limit maybe. I just can't understand why this person tried to harass me in the first place.

Spanish police are still living in the Franco era, heavy-handed IME... I wouldn't mess with them personally... Sounds like his blood sugar levels were hitting critical, he woulda fucked you up if you called him 'un cabrón hijo de puta'... ;)

Spanish police are still living in the Franco era, heavy-handed IME... I wouldn't mess with them personally... Sounds like his blood sugar levels were hitting critical, he woulda fucked you up if you called him 'un cabrón hijo de puta'... ;)

This cracks me up as not knowing any spanish or language other than Aussie I was in France with my gf and a spanish couple and feeling rather happy started singing the chilly peppers song cabrón.
I seriously offended the Spanish girl in our group (why do you insist on singing arsehole) and had to explain myself, fortunately I had her fella back me up after a long time of watching me squirm.
Doh! Language FAIL

Dont fuck with the Law.

Mm I think this guy had a little more than sugar running through him.
Perhaps he was jealous of my beautiful legs. Wierd though.
Despite the fact I was outraged by the fact someone was stopping me from riding on the road, i know that if I had not been compliant it would have been in night in the cells and a possible kicking. For riding on the road??!!