When you can fill this bucket with your own vomit (from turbo sessions, not binge drinking) then I'll let you buy one piece of go faster kit, one!
The second piece will come when you show me you can bleed from your eyeballs doing hillsprints.
i bet i can make you vomit quicker without a bike than you can make me vomit on one :)
i bet i can make you vomit quicker without a bike than you can make me vomit on one :)