Hit by a bus

sounds like u need to learn how to ride a bike. harsh, but true!

FUCK OFF!
If you ride in the bus/cycle lane even 20mph+ loads of cunt bus drivers still tailgate in a really intimidating fashion day or night.
Now when you try to get out of the bus lane they're hitting you in the NON BUS LANE!?!?!!
What the fuck happened to common sense i.e. I see parked cars up ahead in OUR lane and there's someone in front of me that has equal right to be in this lane?
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I AM 99% SURE THIS CYCLIST HAS NOT:

• HARNESSED CLOAKING TECHNOLOGY
  
• HE DOESN'T HAVE JET PACKS IN HIS FRONT FORKS AND SEAT STAYS (plus the lack of confederate flag means he can't be EVIL KENEVIL)....
  
  

So fuck it I'll take the non bus lane, hit the accelerator and keep going. Then to pretend he didn't know or see what he hit? I've stood next bus drivers and the slightest nik/bump is heard clearly throughout the buses fibreglass/alu body and the driver spends time looking in his mirrors trying to check what might have HIT HIM. In this case it sounds like he knew and chose to ignore. Why the fuck would he be out the bus lane in the first place?!?!?!

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<>"John!"

<>"' er, cos there was something else there?"

Queue ticker tape and winning music

bottom line (assuming the story given by nosferatu has a decent amount of objectivity to it) the driver has been a TOTAL FUCKING CUNT for trying to ignore it and should face having a giant book thrown at him.

If the driver had a relative involved in a hit and run we'd rightly see him in an appeal sniveling on BBC local news.

However if nosferatu was in the left of the bus lane and then suddenly swerved into the non bus lane then

sounds like u need to learn how to ride a bike. harsh, but true!