Purposely run over and there's nothing I can do about it?

Hey, if we can grow something size of a watermelon in our tummies, and then squeeze it out through an opening the size of a lemon, then I think we can do pretty much anything, except maybe pee standing up. And these days, there are accessories that can help with even that.

i know! i've seen people trying to flog 'em at festivals. to be honest, i'd rather get caught sqautting than using one of those. plus you have to hold them there with your hands - accident waiting to happen if you ask me and no amount of baby wipes is gonna help with that!