Kill a cyclist GBP500

The solution is so simple.
We put together a whip round of [strike]£500[/strike] No wait, add a little more the hire of a HGV and kill the loved one of an MP or a Judge.
Pay off the fine.
Thus making the problem their problem.
Sit back and watch the sea change over night.

Excellent work. You've got to hit them where it hurts - only way to make these morons in power start paying attention rather than lip service.