Coffee Appreciation

Popped down to Monmouth Coffee in Borough this PM to pick up some beans. Felt like a proper cunt - plenty other cosmopolitan young things hanging round drinking coffee with their fixie bikes, taking furtive glances at each other. It's not such a statement purchase in Tescos. These beans better'd be good, Bill.

Jim, monmouth organic espresso blend is the only thing that graces my coffee machine - - fookin gawwwjusss