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What the fuck is tortology - the study of tarts?

I'm not sure there was anything tautologous about 'professional fakenger'. The courier is the professional, the fakenger might be unemployed, or a student, or whatever. Reference to the the professionality of a particular fakenger adds information that genuinely modifies the noun i.e. someone is paid to be a fakenger.

Like your good self :p
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I am Scarlett's grammar bitch :(