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mine was reading about a brakeless hipster hitting a bollard and a wall.
actually my favorite crash happened near the top of brixton hill, i was walking up the hill with 2 bags of shopping when i noticed a pavement cyclist heading towards me, i also noticed a bollard that narrowed the pavement a little, i looked down at the pavement instead of looking up where i was going and headed towards the gap between bollard and a shop doorway.
the pavement cyclist probably thought i would just get out of the way but he only realised at the last moment that I hadn't seen him riding towards me, he tried to ride round me but only succeeded in crashing into the shop doorway. he looked in a lot of pain. i laughed at him and called him a cunt, then walked home and cooked a chese and mushroom omlette.
i let out small chuckles for a least an hour after the event.