Spotted...

Next time you see a 'maladie' (BMMF spellcheck required) of fixed riders attack them with sharp instruments (use your limited imagination)... Should they regroup hit them with the 'Do a skid!' gambit... You'll be back in Shoreditch and chomping on a bagel before they know what's hit them... End of...

Well, you've used the French, but I think that gains a point rather than losing one.