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I didn't say Champagne smells like poo, Bill, I said the breath of champagne drinkers.
As compulsively smelling stuff was one of my principal complex motor tics during my Tourettic childhood/early adolescence/relapses, you should take my word for it. I'm a fucking expert, almost worthy of inclusion in a Patrick Süskind novel.
“Champagne does have one regular drawback: swilled as a regular thing a certain sourness settles in the tummy, and the result is permanent bad breath. Really incurable.”
Truman Capote,** 'Answered Prayers'** (1975)