New forum member flamings and other things

well, i won't have a bar of it. 'homosexuals' indeed.

I feel we may be belittling Elton's achievements, however. It's surely the case that he approaches this "homosexuality" with the same single-mindedness and dedication that he's shown in his other projects.

When Elton fucks an arse, it stays fucked.

i have always enjoyed the anecdote he tells of his wedding night, when, instead of giving his wife the customary seeing to, he stayed up and took 4 grams of cocaine all on his own instead.

respect due.

it was bernie taupin who had the real talent

you ever heard the rumour involving Joanna Lumley and her enjoyment of botty sex and cocaine?

It's not something that should be gone into it here but see if you can trawl around and find the extended version and then maybe riddle me this -

How the hell did that one get started?

it was bernie taupin who had the real talent

i heard he could take a man fist and still have room for a south american clawless rodent

There was one about Posh spice falling on a champagne bottle that was up her arse..

I think forum folk would rather talk about gay sex and cocks to disctract from the flaming of new members.?? enough to give sleepless nights

you ever heard the rumour involving Joanna Lumley and her enjoyment of botty sex and cocaine?
?

no, do go on, old man. you interest me strangely. i've heard the stevie nicks/anus/coke rumour, of course, but not Lumley.

what about shirley bassey and a poodle?

yes indeed.

the things these showbiz types get up to.....

no, do go on, old man..

well it may be the same one as Stevie Nicks by the sounds of it.. this one takes us back to the heady days of Beatlemania, Brighton shindigs and the mini-skirt.. so yeah about 1964.. swirly harp fades in

I..I'm sorry, I really can't proceed, it'll have to wait for a drinks night when this sort of bawdiness is more acceptable..

unless you want to embellish the Stevie nicks story of course...

what about shirley bassey and a poodle?

yes indeed.

the things these showbiz types get up to.....

did you hear the one about Lassie and a German Shepherd?

Disgusting.

Hi all again,

I say if you're lucky enough to find this forum in the first place, and you have decided to even register with the forum, you should at least spend a moment to read the forum. The pattern within most first posts is quite incredible.

I can completely understand why some members find it necessary to flame newer forum members
cos of their lazyness to investigate what they have in front of them... unless they have a different format to which they view the forum... its as plain as day to what information there is on this.

I've read Velocity Boys thread too. I think that this is a sensible suggestion, but my first post was my first thread to which i posted on 20+ times and was more than happy about the information that was replied.

To sum up if you are new and you havent learned how to use the forum properly expect too be flamed. I for one are more than willing to point someone in the right direction as well as dish out the fire.

CP

good post CunstantlyP. :p

I have to agree with a lot that's been written on this thread. I'm new here, and have been dipping in and out for the last couple of weeks, I've found answers to all the questions I would have asked and feel ready to start contributing rather than simply pissing people off. It doesn't take long to find what you're after, it just takes a little effort. I think having a probation period should help.

Although anyone that does ask what the best cool looking OTP fixie is for £200 deserves what they get...

So, what is the best cool looking OTP fixie for £200?

A ridgeback. Just don't change gear.

And ziptie the cassette to the spokes.

http://www.evanscycles.com/product_image/image/4c1/0b6/990/10652/product_page/raleigh-micro-miss-12-girls-2008-kids-bike-2008.jpg?1215831427

new members should have to do a trick in order to join. They can do it in person (extra points for naked) or post it on youtube if they're not in london, so we can not look at it and ignore them because they're obviously outside london and so are automatically excluded. Tricks would be judged by a panel of fair impartial forum elders (I'm thinking Hippy, Chriscrash, MrSmith, RPM). Judging will be based on originality, comedy value, amount of smell generated, and possibly the quality of hat they are wearing. If the new member passes this test Tynan could follow up with his biscuit test, and racial purity DNA test. Then a dope test by Object, maybe a final spatial awareness test (pj(pj), Shins, pajamas, murtle).

If they're still around BMMF can do a grammar test, and then they get to join the waiting list. One in, one out.

A dope test you say. Does this mean I judge how fly/dope/hip they are, or I test the quality of the green that they are smoking?

Why do I have to do a grammar test? I fucking hate exams.

A dope test you say. Does this mean I judge how fly/dope/hip they are, or I test the quality of the green that they are smoking?

both. or all four if you like.

Why do I have to do a grammar test? I fucking hate exams.

administer them, not sit them, you dope!

both. or all four if you like.

administer them, not sit them, you dope!

so BMMF passed the dope test then?

I have to agree with a lot that's been written on this thread. I'm new here, and have been dipping in and out for the last couple of weeks, I've found answers to all the questions I would have asked and feel ready to start contributing rather than simply pissing people off. It doesn't take long to find what you're after, it just takes a little effort. I think having a probation period should help.

Although anyone that does ask what the best cool looking OTP fixie is for £200 deserves what they get...

fucking newbies. who do you think you are? boutros boutros ghali? fuck off.

;)