Surely if you do anything criminal then you and your gf are just gonna end up gettin a double load of hassle from the OB. You would have to either do something so anonymous that he wouldnt suspect you ( "pig scum" painted on his garage doors if you know where he lives) or go so open that he daren't come after you (talk to a tabloid newspaper: "top cop turns sleaze" type story).
Or befriend him, get him out to a dodgy strip bar or somewhere similar that a cop wouldnt want to fess up to having been and just suddenly turn from his new best mate into the guy that just bottled him!
Surely if you do anything criminal then you and your gf are just gonna end up gettin a double load of hassle from the OB. You would have to either do something so anonymous that he wouldnt suspect you ( "pig scum" painted on his garage doors if you know where he lives) or go so open that he daren't come after you (talk to a tabloid newspaper: "top cop turns sleaze" type story).
Or befriend him, get him out to a dodgy strip bar or somewhere similar that a cop wouldnt want to fess up to having been and just suddenly turn from his new best mate into the guy that just bottled him!