You are all so lucky

nothing exciting - I fell off riding down a mountain in the alps. I hired a full susser for the day as a change from my hardtail. Those french buggers had the brakes on the wrong side and they were jumpy as fuck. I skidded out going into a berm

to be fair, it's more exciting than 'I fell down the stairs going to get another tinny'...which is how most injuries are sustained...