Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I dont think I need to soil your eyes by posting pictures but I must say, EVERYTHING that the cannondale company has ever produced (or just thought about) by far out does anything in this anti-porn thread.

i have to disagree with you, i think gabes's cannondale is absolutely lovely

can o ale, you mean?!?

that's the one.

I quite like Canondale stuff.

I loved Cannondale MTBs when I was a kid. Headshoks were the shit.

Too piss poor to ever own one though :(

I loathed Cannondale MTBs when I was a kid. Headshoks were shit.

I never owned one though, thankfully:(
Fixed.

whatever, cannondale were and are awesome. does anyone remember when they first did the review of the jaw-dropping gorge bright red Super V 4000 in Dirt magazine? no? just me then. Anyway it was hella dope.

i have to disagree with you, i think gabes's cannondale is absolutely lovely

thanks murts! It aint no can o' ale anymore, i've removed the branding, it's amazing how many questions i get now "what frame is that?" etc etc

-the branding: http://tinyurl.com/5jrf4w[URL="http://files.pixelbreaker.com/shiny.jpg"][/URL]

that's pimpin. looks like they've run spacers under the headset to keep the top tube even and decrease the likelihood of pedal strike.

i like it! ^

@gabes, looks even sweeter now :)

I'm undecided about it - thought it was worth throwing up though.

thanks murts! It aint no can o' ale anymore, i've removed the branding, it's amazing how many questions i get now "what frame is that?" etc etc

-the branding: [http://tinyurl.com/5jrf4w](http://tinyurl.com/5jrf4w)

Looking nice Gabes. Where did you get the HED 3 from?

a m8 just got one.. i actually like them! too expensive for me though :(

Looking nice Gabes. Where did you get the HED 3 from?

I got it from the wheeler and dealer that is briankwan.

So it was YOU that got it!! Was after that, missed the boat....

I'm sure some people will like this but ....

I'm sure some people will like this but ....

I like it. I'd love a mini.

yeah ... i guess it's more aesthetically pleasing and technically interesting than this last one

when we saw the frame in gear it looked stunning but everyone in the shop was a bit shocked that the guy wanted gold everything!

it was the green rims that really fucked it up, i think. that and leaving all the braze-ons and then converting it to fixed.

just out of interest, what is his other bike?

(how's it going. by the way?)

Hey not bad u? The other bike was a light blue something with white tyres and a dildo bar :S hold on il see if i can find it, think he posted in the bike porn thread himself!

yeah ... i guess it's more aesthetically pleasing and technically interesting than this last one

I reckon that bike was made for a bloke with long legs, a really long torso and fucking short arms. he wanted a really high bar position so they made the headtube massive.

If you were to make the toptube horizontal, it would just be a very large standard frame, he hasn't really got that much seat post showing...

Hmm cant see how to edit this into my last post so heres the pic,

Thing is, im pretty sure the owner was in Gear one of the times i was in seeing about the Flyer and he was really "stoked on how awesome its gonna look" and it was him i heard talkin to Joe about what sounded like b2w vouchers. If thats he case then he will be paying all year for a bike that im sure i read somewhere he has sold already. Nowt as queer as folk as they say.