South London Beers: Reboot - Last Thursday of the Month at The Prince Regent, Herne Hill, SE24

That has so many meanings round the mean streets of Abbeyvile East!

I just had 'beef' as he described it, with a kid up there. F-ing school holidays. He decides to step out from in front of a bus into me. I tutted at him, and got a 'gonna shoot you blad' type response. FFS. He's 13, I know his mum, she's got a good job at the council. In fact, I've got her email address, I might let her know that her son thinks that acting out his GTA4 fantasies is well weapon.

Do it Chris. Kids growing up thinking that the right, or even acceptable, response to any minor altercation is to stab or shoot someone is a fat crock of shit. Whether they ever act on this impulse or not is beside the point, they need to know it's not OK and it's largely their parent's responsibility to teach them this. I'm sure his mum would be mortified and with any luck, box 'im ears good (to use the street parlance of our younger friends).