South London Beers: Reboot - Last Thursday of the Month at The Prince Regent, Herne Hill, SE24

You should reply with "I might cave in your skull with my d lock before you even work out where to purchase a gun and then teach yourself how to use it you little fucking waste of air"

I was talking to lots of S.London A&E staff lately. Obviously their too dark sense of humour comes from dealing with horrific accidents, blood and gore they see everyday. Said their favourite treatment at the moment is taking the p!ss out of the twunts who hold guns sideways and then get smacked in the face by hot spent cartridges*. There's no way I'd ever do that job.

But SteveO, I see him around a lot, he comes to the clinic etc. I'll give him another chance to see me and then decide. I was more f-ked off with the windy weather at the time.

*fnar.