Hardcore Ebay Seller

'Does the spoke have a name, if so will it get sad if it is sold seperatly?'

"Hi, do you know whether the spoke is of jis or iso bend dimension?
Thanks"
Will post if i getta reply.

At least he replies quickly,

"Hi, To be honest I have no ideal i'm not sure what the difference is."

my next message:

"Jis bends to the left, iso to the right"

As far as i can see the spoke it straight

-mrmarkyyyy

Bloody hell, patience of a saint.

hahaha, bloody great.

Poor guy, I could buy it to thank him for his time, but that might just encourage him.

you chumps!!

hilarious......!

http://contact.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&requested=mrmarkyyyy&iid=300248317649&frm=284&redirect=0&ShowASQAlways=1&SSPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI

Q - Has the spoke suffered from any chaffing and if so has the bell end been polished?
A - No its in as new condition

you're not serious....

ah, he's stopped replying to emails :(

Maybe we could start on this guy:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Cycle-bike_W0QQitemZ220267281094

This is classic... the guy has expelled way more energy making the listing & answering all these rediculous questions that he'll make from the sale... someones gonna have to buy it now!

lol, awesome thread.

heh.

the people have spoke

superb entertainment all. I hate ebay so much I don't have an account, but I'll get my mrs to email..

say it is a gift and all that (needs to get something quirky for my birthday) see if she elicits a response!

someone ask if he has a buy it now price.

Group buy, everyone chips in 1p

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Wheel-Reflector-that-attaches-to-spokes_W0QQitemZ300248318659QQihZ020QQcategoryZ58089QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

only two of us asking on the reflector.. more questions guys!

guys guys guys... astonishing work.

So good :D :D :D :D

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Wheel-Reflector-that-attaches-to-spokes_W0QQitemZ300248318659QQihZ020QQcategoryZ58089QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

only two of us asking on the reflector.. more questions guys!

Make that 3, this is fun!

'I'm wanting to attach this to my track bike so it's a bit safer on the way home from the track, are there any aerodynamic issues with this reflector... do you know the drag details? has it been in the tunnel?'

WOW this is pretty hilarious, hahahah. what is he thinking even selling that.

people sell loads of bizarre crap on ebay. A bucket of welsh water, bit of wire, pencil shavings etc... this guy is sensible in comparison

What range of frequencies of light will this item refluct? I am looking for a big light range so that I may be seen at nitetimes.

" is the spoke adjustable length or fixed size setting"

we'll see if he got bored yet

I was laughing out so loud earlier while reading the comments , really good job guys.
and to think he actually posted them up with his "no idea" answers
priceless