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  • I have said it before and I will say it again:

    Human shit on the handle bars and saddle.

    do you have a special diet to get the required consistency,not so runny that it slips off and not too chunky that it doesn't stick? do you have a curry the night before if you're going to be leaving your ride in a particularly dodgy part of town?

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