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  • In a pub....a piece of the M25 is talking to a piece of the M1....each were saying they were tougher and harder than the other......all of a sudden...a piece of green tarmac enters the pub...the piece of M25 and M1 hide under a table. The green tarmac walks up to the bar and orders a pint and a packet of peanuts.......drinks up, finishes the peanuts and leaves the pub. The piece of M25 and M1 climb out from under the table and sit down again. the barman says.......'thought you two were hard and tough...why did you hide?'.......they replied 'did you see who it was? He is a cycle-path!'

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