Every cloud...

I was on my way home today riding up Hampsted Rd when, out of no where, some sack of shite driver swang out in front of me from the other side of the road.
I jammed on my front brake as an evasive maneuver, but, adrenaline got the better of me and i was thrown over the front wheel. I leap frogged the bars and (here's the silver lining) jammed my cleat through her headlight as i fell. Ended up on the floor with cuts and bruises but nothing else.
She got out and asked me to pay for her headlight - even the bulb smashed, i told her to fuck off and picked up my bike. She was pretty pissed but luckily the guy behind me saw the whole thing and told her to shove it.
Not quite sure why i'm porting this, just a rant. Watch out for cunts.

hehe. happy days :)

i was nearly clobbered by an impatient, ageing taxi driver on Trafalgar square.
but luckily i got away with it, although the drivers behind where stunned by the close call.

hehe nice one slim

fantastic. a job well done there mate. spds are great for damaging cars. i had to pick a peice of merc bumper of mine a while back after being cut up. headlight though now that is a good one. heal quick

lol i'm fine... cycling to rome tomorrow! Injury would have been killer.

i was nearly clobbered by a[st]n impatient, ageing[/st] taxi driver on Trafalgar square.

Somethings don't need to be explicit.

It's the taxi drivers that don't age that you need to worry about

on the money again Mr. Fix, nice one sLimJim

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  Originally Posted by **Dylan** [![](http://www.londonfgss.com/images/londonfgss/buttons_lite/viewpost.gif)](http://www.londonfgss.com/thread8961.html#post250641) 

i was nearly clobbered by an impatient, ageing taxi driver on Trafalgar square.

Somethings don't need to be explicit.

the taxi driver was old, at least 70 by the looks of him.

She got out and asked me to pay for her headlight - even the bulb smashed, i told her to fuck off and picked up my bike.

    You have a number of options:

1. Keep your D lock at hand and smash it through the other headlight and offer to smash it over her twat head.
   
   

or

1. Go for the: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no on no no no no option:
   YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
   
   

number 2, not this time...