How safe is Camden?

i saw Fred dinnage in a shop called Roswells in petersfield.
Fred used to present my local news.

He was a childhood hero, HOW was brilliant with him and that old geezer Jack Somebody-or-other... The one who had the Sunday morning show filmed in a shed in a TV studio where he prattled on about making fishing flies and whatnot... Kinda like John Peel, but for rural ting an' ting... It was on between Catweazle, Tomfoolery and Fun Food Factory...

He used to go out with a friend of mine years and years ago, never got to meet him tho'... He felt uncomfortable going out to meet her friends 'in case he got recognised'... Silly twat, she dumped him eventually...

I thought he was an iron?

camdens fine!
kentish town on the other hand...

The lock bridge area needs napalming, especially when all those dick head "punks" are knocking about. Fucking sheep, may they all rot!!!!!!!

i've left my bike outside dingwalls many a time, railing by the lock, right outside a bar, use a fat chain (which you have). i usualy lock it on the lock side of the railing, think it might confuse the kid bike stealing scum a little more. seriously you can pretty much leave a bike anywhere if you lock it with a fat enough lock. its not like gold plated pope-mobile you ride is it?

Terry fucking Nutkins.. i bet he is massive in real life. hands like spades and hair like a curtain of monkey deterrent wire.

I parked my bike up chalk farm end last night, smashing chain with padlock like Nutkins squirrel grasping fist. not a problem. still there when i left. same rules apply to anywhere else in town.

if you are not insured then you got to outsmart these pikeys, lock it to places they wouldn't expect: Grannies, skips in dark alley ways, the 73 bus, meat counter at the Halal butchers. just be smart

pepper spray and a rape alarm is advisable

i saw Fred dinnage in a shop called Roswells in petersfield.
Fred used to present my local news.

Snap. Not the Roswells bit though :0(