C*nt on LY07UVR, a red and white motorbike

My insurance is all declared im afraid. The only thing i need to change is my Exhaust end can (Thats the bit that goes on the end) and that takes a matter of seconds.

I only ever go out on tuesdays. Thats when the local lycra club are out. They like to smell my exhaust fumes :) One of them once tried to make love to my exhause while it was still warm. he said he couldnt get laid becuase all the women could see how tiny his cock was in his tight shorts.

erm you need to check your own posts mate.