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• #102
Do you get skid marks in your pants riding on those saddles?
No
That was easy.
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• #103
ehicle Excise Duty, the revenue from which only pays for two thirds of the road construction and maintenance programme. Other funding comes from the Treasury through Income Tax and taxation on goods and service.
Would be less dangerous if motorbike riders weren't so fucking useless at controling their vehicles.
But fortunatley more adept than a cyclist by the looks of you moaning about not being able to control your rides when someone gets too close to you.
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150 bhp and you can barely handle 50.
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Me: "Can you read?"
Motorcyclist: "What?!"
Me: "Can you read?"
Motorcyclist: "Yeah!" (bewildered)
Me: "Then go read Highway Code 178 you [insult du jour] and stay the fuck out of the cycle lanes!"My reply would have been 'Can you duck?' before punching you off your spack chariot ;)
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• #106
My insurance is all declared im afraid. The only thing i need to change is my Exhaust end can (Thats the bit that goes on the end) and that takes a matter of seconds.
I only ever go out on tuesdays. Thats when the local lycra club are out. They like to smell my exhaust fumes :) One of them once tried to make love to my exhause while it was still warm. he said he couldnt get laid becuase all the women could see how tiny his cock was in his tight shorts.
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• #107
why is it so hard to admitted that the cunt who almost clipped the cyclist is in the wrong? why went all the way to diss the cyclist when you knew the motorist is in the wrong?
the original topic is aimed at that cunt who abused road safety, and now you have motorcycists coming in with an attitude as
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• #108
The outside trolls have arrived.
Woo. Hoo.
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• #109
Lycra! Scrawny chicken legs! Bad attitues! Inconsiderate!
Have I got cycling right?
Yeah, fair play guv.
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• #110
Saw one of the funniest crashes ever last week, sitting at a set of red lights in Brixton, first pushbike pushes past me and through the red light, only to be collected by two others going the other way. PMSL bits of pushbike everywhere, no one really injured but they all blamed a bus driver and a black cab for "obscuring their view" no mention about running red lights.
You should be insured minimum 3rd party as a road user, not for your benefit but so everybody else has a comeback against your red light jumping and generally shit roadcraft.
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• #111
Loud pipes save lives, yawn.
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• #113
Loud pipes save lives, yawn.
I bet you got a tiny number plate.Better than a tiny dick ;)
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• #114
You got the big bike cos of your tiny dick, are you awake?
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• #115
why is it so hard to admitted that the cunt who almost clipped the cyclist is in the wrong? why went all the way to diss the cyclist when you knew the motorist is in the wrong?
the original topic is aimed at that cunt who abused road safety, and now you have motorcycists coming in with an attitude as
Because with cyclists, it's ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE who is in the wrong. Yawn.
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• #116
Because with cyclists, it's ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE who is in the wrong. Yawn.
for fuck sake, I don't give a fuck about motorist at all, bus, lorry car, motorbikes, what I do give a fuck is those fucker who go around abusing the law almost intentionally risking the life of cyclists.
there's a dramatic rise in cyclists in London, and a dramatic rise in inept cyclist who think running red light is ok regardless of oncoming traffic let alone went through cycling proficiency (is that spelt right?), so yes, there are cyclists who act as cunt, we know that, in fact this group actually acknowledge the amount of stupid cyclist.
why can't you acknowledge the amount of stupid motorcyclist like the idiot who intentionally risk a cyclist's life?
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• #117
Fuck me, where did you get my pic from???????
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• #118
Yes lollipop, yes we are.
We like to bend lycra clad cyclists over and stroke their shiny bottoms before bashing them in and leaving them a twitching, dribbling mess. We then lick our fingers clean and go for a pint and hogroast.
looking forward to that actually. but wouldnt your bf be jealous? maybe he could watch?
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• #119
My reply would have been 'Can you duck?' before punching you off your spack chariot ;)
You've proven you can read. I'll save you the trouble.
"178
Advanced stop lines. Some signal-controlled junctions have advanced stop lines to allow cycles to be positioned ahead of other traffic. Motorists, including motorcyclists***, ***MUST stop at the first white line reached if the lights are amber or red and should avoid blocking the way or encroaching on the marked area at other times, e.g. if the junction ahead is blocked. "
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• #120
^^are you free tonght?
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• #121
Fuck me, where did you get my pic from???????
your sister.
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• #122
No Seldom Killer your wrong.
Im insured to ride on the road, so why does it invalidate my road insurance when i race the same bike? It doesnt. Its got nothing to do with them. Its not putting any public in danger that they do not know about. If they want to risk standing next to me while i go past faster than any cyclist could ever dream of, thats there choice.
Hmm i can just imagine plod coming to me on race day and arresting me for driving without insurance.. Fucking nob head!
When my bike goes back to road trim my insurance still stands. Same as..
Dick wad!
Unless specifically permitted in an insurance policy, using a vehicle under race conditions, whether on a closed circuit, track or the open road invalidates the insurance because of the potential effects on the performance of the vehicle. You'll find insurance companies and their loss adjusters have a habit of making it their business.
Therefore, if you've raced, you are now commiting insurance fraud.
How did you get to be too dumb to understand that?
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• #123
You should be insured minimum 3rd party as a road user, not for your benefit but so everybody else has a comeback against your red light jumping and generally shit roadcraft.
Third party insurance would mean less incentive for the masses of casual/commuter cyclists to get out of their cars and off the buses, and get fit, maybe do their bit for the environment.
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• #124
You got the big bike cos of your tiny dick, are you awake?
Not what your missus said.
I have the big bike becuase its more fun than cycling and driving.
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• #125
looking forward to that actually. but wouldnt your bf be jealous? maybe he could watch?
He'd have a go on you after he'd finished pissing on your raleigh shopper.
well when i'm riding home on the suzuki this evening i will think about that. only problem i have is i don't wear lycra.