Me: "Can you read?"
Motorcyclist: "What?!"
Me: "Can you read?"
Motorcyclist: "Yeah!" (bewildered)
Me: "Then go read Highway Code 178 you [insult du jour] and stay the fuck out of the cycle lanes!"
My reply would have been 'Can you duck?' before punching you off your spack chariot ;)
My reply would have been 'Can you duck?' before punching you off your spack chariot ;)