C*nt on LY07UVR, a red and white motorbike

Thought of that- 85 kilos of me plus 7 kilos of bike vs 80 kilos of him plus 180 kilos of bike.

I clearly need to swig HTFU and go for it next time I see him.

I am ashamed of my girlish ways.

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**LY07UVR
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i want a t-shirt with "YOUR A RETARD" on it. i put that as my signature on an american guitar forum once and within a few hours three outraged neo-cons had pm'd me to point out that "retard" was offensive and btw, "it's you're". thanks for that. btw, there's a total cunt of an old lady hanging about green park at the moment. she stepped out in front of me yesterday and i made a massive spacky face at her. stay alert people.

i made a massive spacky face

Positive rep and reported.

I got off the bus in Deptford last night to see my brother, and some slaved-up Punto sped past, with some vagrant teen hanging out. He made a gun shape with his hand and went BRAAAP! at me. WTF? I've always been happy to be swept along with the tide of cultural/social development, for better or worse, but I feel like I'm being left behind!

Maybe he was asking for the location of the nearest bakery? BAAAAP?

I like to follow that up with the pump-action loading action.. otherwise known as the "you're a fucking wanker" action.

I was just gutted I'd left my handgun at home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2ZRGO7HPRU

I found myself doing spaccy face at some cops whizzing past me sirens wailing the other day...

Red and white. It must be a Yamaha.
Burn all Yamahas.

Haha!!

This is comical!!

Lycra cladded bunch of pansies :D

twas a honda. already mentioned. still i agree burn all yamahas. long live suzuki

Sorry I think I forgot to mention this earlier: LY07 UVR is a complete and utter cunt.
I have heard unsubstantiated rumours that the Honda in question has never been serviced, and has been routinely used for uninsured track days.

WTF? None of the above is illegal. Get a life

erm yes it is. your insurance does not cover you for taking part in organised events unless specified.
oh yer and
now fuck off back to bikeoracle or bike chat please.

Becuase a bike has more style than you and your "Fixed gear" And more appeal than your "Single speed" He's a cunt?

More than likely you were riding in the middle of the fucking road 12 a breast in your bright pink safety wear.. Hmmm love your helmets too.. Ohh so sexy!

No legal requirement to have cover on private property Fucktard.

let me guess you ride an r6/r1 most morons do.

erm yes it is. your insurance does not cover you for taking part in organised events unless specified.
oh yer and
now fuck off back to bikeoracle or bike chat please.

You fuckwit. You know fuck all!

I can ride my bike around any track i like without insurance on any track day. Its a fucking race bike, why do i need insurance??

The track day organisers have there own.. Fucking retard!

You pricks swan about wearing lycra and being riteous and HE'S a cunt?
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Some people just can't get over the fact that their wives wont let them have a motorbike.

except at a trackday when legel cover is required for third party cover. unless the race is organised by a race authority at which point it stops being a trackday. moron. now fuck off

You fuckwit. You know fuck all!

I can ride my bike around any track i like without insurance on any track day. Its a fucking race bike, why do i need insurance??

The track day organisers have there own.. Fucking retard!

at which point your bike becomes insured by there cover.

Muscle! Power! Graphite Grey! Speeeed!

Have I got motorbiking right?

My bike isnt insured.. Why do i need 3rd party insurance on a track day.

If i fall off and take some one out.. Never mind.. it happens.

Ill get up apoligise to the guy i took out, help him fix his bike and jobs a gooden!

The TDO have public liability insurance.. fuck all to do with our bikes..

Muscle! Power! Graphite Grey! Speeeed!

Have I got motorbiking right?

Lycra! Scrawny chicken legs! Bad attitues! Inconsiderate!

Have I got cycling right?