C*nt on LY07UVR, a red and white motorbike

in that situation i tend to ride out to the front and then block the fucker whilst obliviously mucking around

I do that too. I also like getting in front of them and then lining my bike exactly in line with theirs. God that drives them bezerk.

Also there's the

Me: "Can you read?"
Motorcyclist: "What?!"
Me: "Can you read?"
Motorcyclist: "Yeah!" (bewildered)
Me: "Then go read Highway Code 178 you [insult du jour] and stay the fuck out of the cycle lanes!"

I love that. Starts my day out right.