C*nt on LY07UVR, a red and white motorbike

Thought of that- 85 kilos of me plus 7 kilos of bike vs 80 kilos of him plus 180 kilos of bike.

I clearly need to swig HTFU and go for it next time I see him.

I am ashamed of my girlish ways.

EDIT: no idea what motorbikes weigh, seemed reasonable as an estimate

I know a 125cc bike weighs around a 100kg so that sounds realistic.

The fact is even with a 125cc bike/scooter that I have ridden (dont lynch me) once it starts falling over its hard to stop it.

If you push his bike a nudge you would take him down easily, he would either get stuck under the bike or have a moementary spaz moment rying to jump off while keeping the bike upright, at which he would deifinetely fail. Possibly twisting an arm.

Its win win, and provides enough time for a d-lock clobbering and running away.