C*nt on LY07UVR, a red and white motorbike

When I worked in the job centre I had to tell this maniac his giro had been cancelled.
He told me if he didn't get it he would cut me up into small pieces and send me home in bin liners to my mother. I told him he was a cunt and he should get a job.

Next thing I knew, he had me pinned against the wall by my neck and was pretty much about to kill me. Luckily there were some equally crazy people working there so it all ended reasonably peacefully.

But yeah there are some nutters out there

A student told me he was going to "snuff me out" when I worked in the library.

I laughed and said, "oooooh, like a candle."

He said, "what the fuck are you talking about - candles?"

It really annoys me when people use death threats that they don't even understand.