Every cloud...

She got out and asked me to pay for her headlight - even the bulb smashed, i told her to fuck off and picked up my bike.

    You have a number of options:

1. Keep your D lock at hand and smash it through the other headlight and offer to smash it over her twat head.
   
   

or

1. Go for the: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no on no no no no option:
   YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.