Police spotting (junction watch)

"well, Yes Chief Cuntsable, The Human In Question Was A Tall Person, Almost A Dwarf, Bald With Long Hair, Afro-carribean Caucasian Sort Of Ethnic Type, Probably From Asia. Naked And Wearing Light Coloured Dark Clothing, Bareheaded With A Tall Hat Like A Beret,** It Turn Out I Was Wrong When The Individual Describe His Ethnic Origin And His Height For Me, For A Moment There I Thought He Was A 5'11 Overweight Caucasian with a mullet, Lucky Eh?!"**

Etfu.