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And get used to people only smiling at other people's misfortunes (the worse the accident, the more the merriment, like an old lady getting run over by a tram would probably make several of them laugh) or when someone gets "gored" by a bull.
They fucking love bulls and anything to do with the angry horned beasts will cause a frenzy of excitement an interest in an otherwise apathetic and indolent people.
Try to avoid going to the toilet for the duration of your stay, this is dangerous and should only be attempted by seasoned travellers, such as Alan Whicker or Michael Palin. It is also customary to run into the street, covered in fake (or someone else's ) blood , at 3am every Wednesday and shout "Toreador!"
Other useful facts can be found in the LFGSS planet guide.