tom tit = shit
tommy tank = wank
george raftin = shaftin'
harry monk = spunk (stolen by rude boyz and used for "skunk")
harry bollocks = bollocks
jimmy hole = arse
gary glitter = shitter ("ere, I 'eard she takes it up the gary") can also be used:
deacon blue = poo ("scuse me mate, where's yer gary, as I need a deacon before me jimmy falls off") jimmy also:
jimmy riddle = widdle ("just off for a james, might need a tom tit too")
tom tit = shit
tommy tank = wank
george raftin = shaftin'
harry monk = spunk (stolen by rude boyz and used for "skunk")
harry bollocks = bollocks
jimmy hole = arse
gary glitter = shitter ("ere, I 'eard she takes it up the gary") can also be used:
deacon blue = poo ("scuse me mate, where's yer gary, as I need a deacon before me jimmy falls off") jimmy also:
jimmy riddle = widdle ("just off for a james, might need a tom tit too")