Cockney Rhyming Slang, Translator for the imidgrents.

This maybe helpfull to some of the 'OTHERS' joining the british isles or for those that are here and still don't understand Landan tawk.

Example 1.

"You got change for an apple treackle?"

apple (core) = score = 20 English pounds

Treckle (tart) = sweat heart = woman

And so forth.

So this is where any useful ryhming slang can be posted which may spare your blushes when conversing with the locals. Mash. (As in mash patay-ta = see ya later)

Richard the Third?

We always said George (the third) in my house. Therefore ladies needed a 'Georgina'

Berk = cunt

dib dab = cab

Bubble (bath) = laugh

Don't get lemon wiv me son. Lemon (a dash) = flash.

Givin it the Barry (McGwiggon) = Bigg'en = see 'lemon'

Aris.

Aristottle = Bottle

Bottle & Glass = Arse.

ohh guvnor, i'd luv to check out her pork scratchings

Do me a lemon!

dog (and bone) = phone

apples & pears = stairs

Alright me ol' china. China (plate) = mate

Whistle & flute = suit

I'm gonna smash your knees = no, i didn't want ice.

ohh guvnor, i'd luv to check out her pork scratchings

por ehemplee?

snatch ;)

Keep your alan's on....

a pinky = a £50 note to me and you.

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/

Though, I find the most useful method for translation is:
"What the fuck are you talking about?! Speak English for fucks sake!"

Britneys = beers
Ayia = slapper

"Straight away you've got 'em by the jaffa's"

I should cocoa = Ishould say so

snout = salmon and trout = cigarette

snout-casts = smokers (who must go outside to smoke cancer)

wife beater = Stella Artois

Trams piss = Stella Artois

And that's before we get onto Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack and what one should do with a Clarky Cat.

'Arris = Cock (as in Chopper)

Thora (Hird) = turd

Brad (Pitt) = shit

Pony (& trap) = crap

we always called vests/singlets 'wife beaters'

Stella was 'beat the wife', as in, gi'us a pint a beat the wife

Fixed (gear) = queer
Bottle (boss) = toss
Over(shoe) = poo
Puncture (repair kit) = shit
Side(wall) = ball
Sloping (top tube) = boob
D(-lock) = cock

dib dab = cab

Always thought it was a sherbert.

'Arris = Cock (as in Chopper)

Huh? Why?

Always thought it was a sherbert.

I always thought "fucking cunt" meant cab?