Self abuse at 150 kph!

just when you thought antipodeans couldn't get any more crazy

up steps Brendon Alan Erhardt: the man, the legend

Welcome to the forum Daf

Excellent first post!

So he was stopped for speeding, was he still knocking one out when the police came up to the car to speak to him?

"hold on officers, i'm just finishing myself off" SPLASH!

sure not abuse! massage?

"It is alleged that officers found 4.96kg of cannabis hidden in a blue esky in the boot, two cannabis plants on the back seat, two drug pipes and a loaded .22 rifle."

Sounds like most of my mate's cars. What's the trouble officer?

Welcome to the forum Daf

cheers bud ;)

trouble is.... i don't know who to look up to now...

what with Stanley Kobierowski showing me how it should be done, and all

Any time you loveable blonde pedant.

big deal... welcome!

Daf you can ignore Shinscar, he's my pointless sidekick. All he does is ride round like a little HongKongLadyBoy and call people cunts. He's DEADTOME.

Daf you can ignore OBJECT, he's my pointless sidekick. All he does is ride round like a little GAYBoy and call people cunts. He's DEADTOME.

Imitation is not flattering and doesn't suit you. You're allowed to be your own man.

Imitation is not flattering and doesn't suit you. You're allowed to be your own man. fuck off

Should've maybe stuck to the 130kph speed limit whilst wanking with loads of ganja in the boot. 130kph for fuck's sake!

I almost pissed myself laughing whilst reading this. Is this normal behaviour down under then?

Honestly?

Yes.

Maybe not the wanking at the wheel bit, but the rest of it reminds me of home.

I almost pissed myself laughing whilst reading this. Is this normal behaviour down under then?
there is 4000km of nothing between adelaide and darwin, so yeah!

Imitation is not flattering and doesn't suit you. You're allowed to be your own man. fuck off
Come off it dude. You know I love you.

Classic danger wank

why are drugs worth more in indigenous territories?

TWICE more

there is 4000km of nothing between adelaide and darwin, so yeah!

nothing like a bit of a wank to kill some time off. dunno what the hell he saw in the outback that warrants a wank tho

why are drugs worth more in indigenous territories?

they feed it to the kangaroos (and other animals) so they are easier to catch ;)

nothing like a bit of a wank to kill some time off. dunno what the hell he saw in the outback that warrants a wank tho