Police And Thieves

Harris
Spoke to some geezer who knew nothin technical about the bike;admitted it was a grey/ green colour;couldn't tell me how long he had it etc,. immaculate condition(my fucking bike)called police they couldn't give a shit.
Through lack of heavy weight friends and location of seller I bottled out(council block in Old St.)
My life experience of this why am paying fucking taxes for police who are not attacking crime at gound roots level(I don't consider my £800 Pista groound roots by the way).
Letter going to my local mp and I just resigned my job to become an untouchable bike thief;I look forward to dealing with you.Orders welcome and I'll give cash discount but not if you are a fucking police officer.
Thanks for all the support and feedback you gave me in this thread;you are a cool bunch of guys;hope some learning experience has been gained at my expense.
My 2 week single speed experience was a pleasure I hope to be there again.
Rgds Harris.

ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why would you bother to mention this? By not doing anything you become part of the problem. Do you know how many folk on here have had their beloved bikes stolen with out any trace as to where to find 'em? You have a glorious opportunity to get whats yours and you wont even let us dish out some good old fashion justice. All we're after is a bit of the old surprise visit- good for laughs and lashings of ultra violence. You don't have to do anything. I could have even worn my crime fighting cape (well its just a grimey towel with EQUALIZER written on post it notes stapled on). HTFU

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
George Phillips of Marsh Green, Wigan was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he put the phone down.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

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