South London Beers: Reboot - Last Thursday of the Month at The Prince Regent, Herne Hill, SE24

I... am.... totally.... fucked....

Fell off three times, car stopped to help me back up... blood gushing from knee, elbow and hands.... buckled front wheel and bent bars....

Got home, was sent to the spare bedroom as apparently I was too drunk to speak, threw up all over the bed, cat bowl, sink and white carpet....

I'm in the doghouse, i'm NEVER drinking again, ever :(

Jesus Christ! And you're gonna be a Dad?!