"Wal-Mart is evil so I took my clothes off"

Wal Mart is Evil so I took off my clothes - Bike Forums

that's a brilliant story, the funny thing is, given how wide the supermarket is, a bike take up less room than a shopping trolley, there's no reason to tell her to take it outside or leave it in the 'foyer' (what's that?) other than it's a bit silly to bring a bike inside a supermarket.

hmm, I wonder if I could bring my bike inside Tesco...?

I take my bike into BandQ. No-one bats an eyelid. Quite surprising

Can't she carry a lock like everyone else?

That bird is cool

Damn Students and their logic...

She mentioned down the page how the security guard must have had a great time watching the security cameras with no sound!?

In America surely it would have ended with her being maced, tasered and shot?

This chick is now my hero.

This chick is now my hero.

methinks she'd think you're her hero when you taught that little kid a lesson in Bethnal Green.

That girl sounds like a twister. Me me me, me want me want me want.

I'm the manager of a massive Asda's and I can tell you now - if a girl did that kind of thing in my hypermarket I would have no hesitation in forcefully wrapping a towel round her indignities and charging her for said towel at the checkout, along with the CDRs which are a reasonable £10 for 25.

carry a lock in future and try to remember naked protests are always more about your appetite for exhibitionism than any cause could ever justify.

From the sound of it, she does have a lock, just no safe place to lock her bike?

naw, i'm totally pro her little hissy fit. i find that nudity is the correct response to a large number of life's daily challenges.

that and throwing your poop.

You can't just take your clothes off willy-nilly in an argument, what are you on Jerry Springer?

If a grown man stripped off in a supermarket we'd have no hesitation in calling the police and charging him with paedophilia. Always kids in baskets watching these things and, most likely, getting aroused as a result.

I do like her style, and there's not much faulting her argument apart from maybe the way she went about it...but I don't understand how she couldn't find ANYWHERE to lock the bike. I mean, I've never been to this wondrous "Americaland" but surely they have metal posts there - road signs, lamp posts, railings - no? The industrial revolution never hit? And anyway, isn't everyone so busy getting one up on each other over who can get a bigger SUV that no-one would ever bother to nick a bike? You gotta sweat on one of those things, joan, don't touch that shit!

I am going to find your Asda Pajamas, get stark bollock naked paint my nuts Asda green and run around screaming "two for one" in a subtle protest against rising food wastage....

You'll be lucky to get past the car park attendants you Slag. Well, the shopping trolley guys.

You can't just take your clothes off willy-nilly in an argument, what are you on Jerry Springer?

If a grown man stripped off in a supermarket we'd have no hesitation in calling the police and charging him with paedophilia. Always kids in baskets watching these things and, most likely, getting aroused as a result.

There was no nudity! According to the OP, she was still decently clothed... spandex and a sports bra, she said. She refrained from removing those because she wasn't sure about indecent exposure laws in VA.

Bikini-clad babes and Victoria's Secret models wear far less, and nobody's hauling them in for indecent exposure...

That girl sounds like a twister. Me me me, me want me want me want.

How dare you! I thought I was your favorite thrower of ill-tempered hissy fits!

women must always be allowed to disrobe in public.

Bikini-clad babes and Victoria's Secret models wear far less, and nobody's hauling them in for indecent exposure...

one's to sell underwear, the other's to make a mountain out of a molehill

one's to sell underwear, the other's to make a mountain out of a molehill cg5154.

Might I suggest that they are equal in merit?

How dare you! I thought I was your favorite thrower of ill-tempered hissy fits!

ha! nice cg5154, nice.

You may well still be, o cute forum entity that you remain...

you got your new bike yet? you rollin somewhere south tonight?

one's to sell underwear, the other's to make a mountain out of a molehill cg5154.

Plus let's face it, nobody actually wants to stop Adriana Lima from prancing around in lacy undies.

Might I suggest that they are equal in merit?

you may suggest all you like TSK and you may well convince me.