All-Time Funniest LFGSS Post - Ever

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread5081.html

Ha. Genuis.

"Oh yeah, and Mother Theresa, she was an absolute cunt ! Probably one of the worst, if I could put one person on trial it would be that fucking witch."

Quote:

  Originally Posted by **Skullhead** [![](http://www.londonfgss.com/images/londonfgss/buttons_lite/viewpost.gif)](http://www.londonfgss.com/thread708-65.html#post230679) 

*@balf

A lovely frame, looks small for you though. I will buy it from you.

321 you're back in the room*

Actually you are right but I am going to persist in kidding myself that it fits for another year or two or until I can transpose my love onto another frame but at the moment love is blind.

OK but remember I told you

More excellent work from Skully.

I was only coveting my neighbour's ass, as it were.

The negative Shim thread was also pretty funny!

+1 by far the funniest ive read

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread4068.html

+1 still makes me cry with laughter

Damn, there was a thread where Tynan laid into Jesus and then Mother Teresa, but I can't find it.

BDW created this gem only today:

The negative Shim thread was also pretty funny!

+1

"thanx. but id ont want my biek to look like that. yours looks like a raindeer."

+1

"thanx. but id ont want my biek to look like that. yours looks like a raindeer."

Very much the highlight of the thread. That was awesome.

I always like this exchange, though not the FUNNIEST on the forum:

Object: I'll call if I get out of here at a sensible time.

Shinscar: cant you just type quicker on your calc?

Object: Bitch. I use excel.

Shinscar: Xltfu

peter and brian made me laugh.

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread7765.html

** this one, this one, this one!**

is Mother Teresa dead yet?

this one made me laugh for days....

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread6050.html

i loved this exchange.

No, I mean I suit it.

My bike wants it, sir.

doe's it sir??
really want it sir??

Does it face away from you with its handlebars turned back towards you and look at you with big doe eyes, all vulnerable and yet fuckable, sir?

Does its front brake squeal when you're going too fast and try to stop, sir?

could i have a go sir?

Could you give me a backy, sir?

Can I grease your bottom bracket sir?

Stop it now, sir!

Does it like you to strip the threads and then have a go at the hole with an oversize puller, sir?

is that an oversize bar sir?

Does the bike like you to try to squeeze the oversize bar into a standard clamp, sir? Does she like it installed dry, sir?

or do you have to grease her up, sir?

Okay, I think we've finally managed to derail this tedious thread. Another victory for double entendre :)

is Mother Teresa dead yet?

I hope so, given that it's more than ten years since they buried her...

reminds me of a joke:

q. what would princess diana be doing if she was alive today?
a. tearing at the lid of her of her coffin with her fingernails and screaming 'let me out'.

Mother Teresa died the same week as Princess Di - fact. Because of the hype about the queen of hearts Mama Teresa's death was largely played down. Saying that though Elton John did realease a CD single commemorating her death, called "Sandles In The Bin".

white jeans thread :P

that's not a funny thread, that's just a bullying thread.

I'm quite likely to wear them tonight by the way..nice day for it.

cut them and make them into short shorts ;)

They'd have to be shorter than that..... ;D

Go for boyshorts, that'll be cool.

They'd have to be shorter than that..... ;D

??

Shorter than that db

no those are about right.