Where to party hard on Friday

but this is what's so wonderful about bollocks like this dragging on...

Platini's poster has just had me spraying penguin biscuit all over my desk.

Is 'Penguin biscuit' like 'Duck Butter'?

or 'Jesus Juice' ?

i just got asked - where the party at tonight by afew people
maybe there is something going on?

js..

There is: nachos round my place - I'm going heavy on the salsa!
ROCK ON!

Nachos and carona is a good choice for a day like this.

what do you call somebody else's cheese?

^Smegma?^

Phil's cheese?

What if he's called Richard?

Somebody isn't called Richard though, is he?

worst. thread. evar.

Hoxton Fixie, come to Clapham i'm gonna be raging in Kazbar all night long. Gun oil, poppers, let's get fucking crazy.

I hear that discotheques are very popular with the young people at the weekend.

I'll be at home drinking water and eating bread.

you can probably party pretty damn hard over at the admiral duncan on old compton st

I'll be at home drinking water and eating bread.

Was it supplied by a chap by the name of Jesus ..... possibly out of date

Was it supplied by a chap by the name of Jesus ..... possibly out of date

I thought he was giving out free fish?

I've just freebased the last of my coke and the midgets are fulling gimp suited out.
One of the little mofos has a chain whip and is beating his fist into the smallest one..
We're going out now to smash up passing BMWs. Go West, life is messy there.

I made the bread toast and had a cup a soup. bad me.