Spoke cards

How do we get the London fixed-gear and single-speed spokes card?
Can memebers get some?

You must first pass the twelve tests.

but in order to pass that test you need to pass your theory test before you can advanced to the twelves tests.

and then the knowledge test, I'll let the next person who'll post explain that...

The knowledge test consists of a strict recital of all possible colour and finish options available on the Unipack Courier, in ascending order of desirability.

Followed by a short essay entitled "The Aerospoke: A modern-day lapel pin. Discuss"

. . . once that essay has been approved by the 7 overlords (who shall remain nameless) - you can pass on to the 4th level, where you will undergo the 9 physical tests.

Funny.
I found it on flickr.
Thanks for the help?
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thats not an approved spoke card. if your spotted you will be destroyed. for they are the cyclists

Bring out the test...!! I want a spoke card...!!!

1. turn up in west drink
   2.turn up in south drink
   
2. turn up to west drink
   
3. Turn up to Central drink
   
4. track stand
   
5. no hand track stand
   
6. skidd
   
7. TT at east drink
   
8. Crash in to a ped
   
9. Stick a WAC sticker on a mini cab
   

Don't you have to drink a cup of vomit,
Beat up an old lady,
Or is that the Hells Angels?

Don't you have to drink a cup of vomit,
Beat up an old lady,
Or is that the Hells Angels?

No that would be the scouts.

hells angels you have to be an accountant who can afford a hardly ableson. there not what they once were.

google for talison or sons of hell. they come across as abit worse.

Yeah most Harleys are ridden by fat, rich business men. Fixed gear riders are now the new Hells Angels.

hells angels you have to be an accountant who can afford a hardly ableson. there not what they once were.

I think the chapter that still operates out of its HQ off Hackney Road would disagree..

They'd also disagree in Quebec.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_Biker_war

The war resulted in the bombings of many establishments and murders on both sides. It has claimed more than 150 lives, including some innocent bystanders such as Daniel Desrochers, an 11-year-old boy who was fatally injured by shrapnel as he was playing near a jeep that was blown up.

whos talking about hells angels from other countries.
a large continguncy of hells angels are bank managers and accountants. they still have a few chapters that hark back to the bad old days in the uk. unfortunatly the name hells angels has become known as a bike gang and mechandise is available for all those who woulds like to be.

the sons of hell are by far and a way worse than hells angels these days. as are the telison. yet both are still confused with the hells angels. they work in the same way as the angels used to with prospecting and colours so it's an easy mistake to make.

all I know is the Hackney Rd Hell's Angels put on a bloody good fireworks display.

I have my yearly work Christmas party in their lovely establishment & know many of them . They are all nice guys (unless you get on their bad side) . They have a good pyro connection - funny that

3 of them run the London Tattoo Convention ..... Not an Angels event though

so, back to the original question - usually you are given a spoke card by someone who has some in their bag. it involves meeting in person, often a degree of friendship, maybe over a pint or during one of the rides.

enjoy your card, charlatan.

I am a commercial printer, I recently printed some spoke cards for the Glasgow fgss site.

There were four or five design's. I kept a few for posterity. Its not my thing tbh but if anybody wants one or two give me a shout and Ill send them off to you.

yeah, i'd quite like one merak :P

yeah, i'd quite like one merak :P

Send me your address and I will pop some in the post:) Rusty is meant to be picking them up this weekend I think.

i could go for some too merak!
i'll pm you my address.

EDIT: oops. just realized this was ages ago!

Old Thread revival Fail.

Capitalisation fail!
;-)