Honking Buses

One did this to me going up Tulse Hill the other week, cut in a bit soon, and very nearly ran me into the curb. I was feeling argumentative, so I stopped and pointed out that he could have maimed me, and he had the nerve to retort that I deserved it for overtaking him 100 yards back. I wish I'd realized at the time that this could reasonably constitute intent to injure.

Last week, Bishopsgate.
Woman cyclist ahead, bus agressively overtakes me and cuts her right to the curb at a bus-stop (and i mean really cuts her up, almost hit her)... Next set of lights, I sit in middle of road, bus behind, lights change and honking starts. I stay in middle of second lane, woman cyclist by the curb, im deliberately slowing the bus down.
Suddenly the maniac behind the wheel, complete with racing gloves, forces the bus between me and the female cyclist and then trys to shove me over into oncoming traffic.
I fall back and give chase, intent on revenge. Half way down Bethnal Grn Rd, I swing for his mirror with my lock and miss, pull down a side street then follow again. Throughout the pursuit the driver is swerving all over the road and using his bus (with worried looking passengers) as a multi-ton blockade.
Almost at Mare st, I swing again and "smash". :) Then i look to the right and, oh dear... Police car with the coppers looking right at me...
(Im going to stop now)