If "stroke a goat" isn't a euphemism already then it needs to be one.
"Sorry love, I'm going to be a bit late to Jacob's barmitzvah but I had to stay in and stroke a goat, if you get my drift."
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If "stroke a goat" isn't a euphemism already then it needs to be one.
"Sorry love, I'm going to be a bit late to Jacob's barmitzvah but I had to stay in and stroke a goat, if you get my drift."