West Beers : Every Thursday @ The Lamb Brewery, W4 4PH

We are the two worst people at "commerce" in the world perhaps (in the fullest sense of the commerce - not just consumption).

Do you take Mastercard?
Two things, I've just dropped down the ranks from 1st to second place on reputation points. You're a prick.

Secondly, due to this unexpected silent tirade I find myself in the unfortunate position of "hurt", thus the price has just increased to 718GBP, purely to cover emotional scars you understand.