Holy f*******************k! :|

Last night.......

I discovered......

that......

I.....

have......

SUPER SPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna be a dad!!!!!!!!! :S

hahaha congratulations man! :)

Woooo! Congrats man.
Finally - someone to ride that chopper.. ;-)

sure it's yours??
hehe
congrats man

Yeah, you da man....

congratulations fella - start 'em young

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Nice one Toby!

(Richie's a good name for a boy)

Congrats!

I took a picture on test number 2, doesn't she look happy!!??

More importantly, I managed to get the bike into the background ;)

I don't think she's supposed to eat the test gadget.

congratulations!

No she just breathed 'i'mhavingafuckingbaby' all over it and it went 'ding'

i'm in shock.... does this mean I can't go to drinkies ever again?

LOL

she looks terrified. was she screamin "WTF!?" prob cos you're not suppose to do the test on number 2s. ;)

i'm in shock.... does this mean I can't go to drinkies ever again?

It's pretty much mandatory that you do. How else will the kid learn to drink responsibly.

Congratulations to you both, brilliant news! :D

Great news chap! By the way, Richie is a rubbish name for a boy, Joel is much better. ;)

haha congrats mate!

Its this simple.
You have 8 months left to continue your current lifestyle.
Then your out till about 2013.

btw I also have 16 baby rats if anyone is interested? ;)

Yey! I'm very pleased for you. Enjoy the joy of it all.

OH! I've just had 20+ baby Molly fish, if anyone is looking to adopt something smaller, PM me...

Its this simple.
You have 8 months left to continue your current lifestyle.
Then your out till about 2013.

but the plus side is your speed will improve as time spent on the bike in training pain suddenly seems like glorious release

best is the look on your little one's face when they mount a track bike at herne hill for the first time (my 5 year old, a few weeks ago)

Awesome! I'm buzzing for you, the missus and your super sperm!

all that water changing? go rats! ;)