Prolapsed disc :-(

I'm off my bike for a month with a prolapsed disc. So if you see me around, or wanna spot me, this is what you should be looking for:

nice pimping with the tennis balls.

shame about the back hope you heal quick.

Tough luck man... I, quite literally, feel your pain... Rest up and when you do get back on the bike, try not to skid too much... Cuz it REALLY hurts! :(

You need some new bar tape ;)

yeah, fuck me it hurts. I'm taking 3000mg of paracetamol and 4 codine a day and still can't walk properly, let alone ride. I'm going mad as the new build is almost ready, at which point I could have come up to east drinks and said hello without being bikeless. Now I cant ride or drink!

try and get prescribed for ENDONE, its capitulated morphine, i got some when i broke my shoulder, it works a treat and you can get a good nice sleep with it.

I like the sound of this ENDONE you speak of... Your caps lend it extra gravitas... Intrigued...

its a highly controlled drug apparently, taken out of the safe when i went to get some.
i have one pill of it left.

i will trade the morphine for a shimano 105 front caliper! ha

I've got a long reach Tektro... It's yours... ;)

105

i think dogsballs had one of these. is there where your innards come out through your sphincter?

no that's prolapsed rectum.
not nice, and definately never google image search the fucking thing.

yes. its exactly that.

!!

edit; no it's actually not the same, prolapsed disc is damaged cartilage.

ohhh fred, i e-mailed your company and i got a reply giving me more details and then i replied in response to them, so im in contact with them...... just waiting on hearing back again, im keeping my fingers crossed.

are you still working with your sore back?

taa

ouch ouch !! prolapsed disk is Painful ! get better soon man.

When i had work experience in a hospital once i saw someone faint from the pain of a prolapsed disk !

so how did dogsballs get a prolapsed rectum?

was he riding too hard or something?

I'm on this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tramadol

PJS, have a think about the ways in which you might damage your rectal muscles so badly that they entirely fail. Then choose the funniest one and apply that to dogsballs.

:-)

ohhh fred, i e-mailed your company and i got a reply giving me more details and then i replied in response to them, so im in contact with them...... just waiting on hearing back again, im keeping my fingers crossed.

are you still working with your sore back?

taa

I'm still working, but the company that you're applying to is not my company, it's that of someone I know of (not even directly). I work in a totally different field, though I do do photography outside of my office work.

so how did dogsballs get a prolapsed rectum?

was he riding too hard or something?

he didn't have the right tool but thought he could ream the headtube without one, he used his anus instead. hey presto, guts akimbo.

ooch. My single entendre had nothing on that. Fred, you're cruel.. I for one have found dogsballs smile to be rather sweet. Now I have to think of it more as a wince.

he didn't have the right tool but thought he could ream the headtube without one, he used his anus instead. hey presto, guts akimbo.

pure filth pj