Where to park

nice rack, cg5154

How many did you beat to that post?

Bloody toast racks. I hate them so veyr much.

nice rack, cg5154

Thanks honey. They're the best that money can buy. See how nicely rounded and perky they are?

(I walked straight into that one, didn't I? Seldom Killer, did you set me up??)

we can terrorize ASL-violators

didn't yahoo already do that by getting rid of Yahoo Chat??

Thanks honey. They're the best that money can buy. See how nicely rounded and perky they are?

(I walked straight into that one, didn't I? Seldom Killer, did you set me up??)

A little bit

49/F/surrey. U?

@ VeeVee... yeah that'd be cool! As I said before... we can terrorize ASL-violating motorists together!

Great! I go to an evening class before the drinks but summer term starts after 28 July so I'll be able to go straight from work to the drinks from 4 August.

Unless there's a really good reason, management will do sod all that they won't see a return on.

I know you're in genral correct but it may work and the return will be shutting xyz up.

Great! I go to an evening class before the drinks but summer term starts after 28 July so I'll be able to go straight from work to the drinks from 4 August.

You can teach me insults to yell at motorists in French. I already know "va te faire mettre".

I know a terrible french insult but I think veevee would hate me if i said it!

'va enculer un poulet' is a good one

je nique tes morts (not sure if i said it right)

'va enculer un poulet' is a good one

But that's cruelty to animals. Le pauvre poulet.

tu as raison.. j'adore les poulets.. ils sont vraiment délicieux..

je suis un rock star

ne mange plus les animaux, mange les enfants

Poulet in that context probably means the police. You say pigs, we say chicken

Do you mean "nique ta mère"? Nique means screw. It's a classic and normally used by north african kids (go and screw your mum).
(morts is dead people, which you probably don't want to screw unless you are VERY sick indeed).
Nique la police is also a classic .

I forgot "va te faire mettre"! Excellent!

The french language is full of flowers :)

et tu mare

je suis un rock star

should be unE rock star. I guess is because etoile (star) in french is feminine.
Johnny Halliday est une rock star.

150 different words for garlic, 175 for snail and only 1 for bath..

(yes, I know. Racist! )

should be unE rock star. I guess is because etoile (star) in french is feminine.
Johnny Halliday est une rock star.

I once done a gig with a bloke who played with johnny halliday, and some other very odd people.

in Brittany, France, in Great Britain's famous " Europe"

and at the last count, 3,654 words to insult les zenglish

back to the matter in hand...

if they refuse to give you a slot (as it were), could you offer to buy a hanging rack to stick up on the wall somewhere in the garage away from the cars? They don't cost much...£15ish & don't take up valuable car space.

like this:

if that doesn't work, buy some enormous motorbike chain and your d-locks, which you can leave on the sheffield stand & lock up with during the day. Should put off most nasty folk.

I wanna know why noone's rinsing the piss out of this like my famous "Fenchurch St Lockdown Fears" thread a while back.

cg5154 I can only presume it's cos you're the new boy in town.

much as my post is well and truly buried by now..

oh dear, look how the people stumbled. At least two.

I know she's a girl you wallies, I was referring to another thread in a very very clever way that went straight over your heads. I got the feeling cg5154 understood it though...

btw cg5154 - I did indeed roust much of the pisstaking myself, however I did have the decency to regonise my thread was fundamentally flawed within fifteen minutes of posting it. Well, shinscar did anyway....

be thread literate people, spend hours a day on here like I do, it's the only way...

pajamas

I know she's a girl you wallies, I was referring to another thread in a very very clever way that went straight over your heads. I got the feeling cg5154 understood it though...

Indeed, I understood exactly what you meant. But only because I spend as many hours on this forum as you do. Can't expect the less dedicated to grasp the subtlety of your reference to my ass-smacking thread the other day.