bloke nearly kicked me off my bike

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  • i also get fed up with the morally superior tone of those people who have children.

    Honestly, even on the pavement, parents with children in their little pram simply charge ahead expecting us to give way automatically just because of a little person sitting in a pram.

    pissed me off a lots, using their pram to push through crowd rather than going with the flow.

  • Honestly, even on the pavement, parents with children in their little pram simply charge ahead expecting us to give way automatically just because of a little person sitting in a pram.

    pissed me off a lots, using their pram to push through crowd rather than going with the flow.

    that wasn't what i was saying, at all.

  • No I know, you just remind me about parents with pram that all.

  • That kinda behaviour would make me go ape shit, pity the bloke.

  • Yeah, all parents with prams/buggies are the same. Just like all cyclists, jumping red lights and riding on the pavement.

    Bring back hanging for all of them.

  • hang em and flog 'em till they're dead in the head.

  • hang 'em in the head. flog 'em till their head is dead.

  • ok PJ calm down !!

  • Mmm flogging.. .

  • Flog their hangings to a dead-head, and then kick them off their bikes and out of their prams.

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  • I'm with PJ on this one. Riding like a bellend is not acceptable, but neither is making statements like that.

  • "Slightly off topic but would like to share.
    Followed a green framed single speed from W1 to EC1 and if you ever go through a pedestrian crossing when I am with my kids you are going down. Hard.
    Thats all."

    The harder the better, irrespective of the fact that kids may have been on the crossing.

    "threatening to knock a cyclist off, 'hard' for going through a ped crossing is pretty lame"

    A ped crossing is a ped crossing, ie. for the peds to cross, and not for some brakeless fuckwit to blast his way through because he cant stop. Thats lame.

    "this statement is violent and not cool"

    And its not violent behavour to bomb through ped crossings with people on em? Not cool either mate.

  • Kill 'em all.

  • A ped crossing is a ped crossing, ie. for the peds to cross, and not for some brakeless fuckwit to blast his way through because he cant stop. Thats lame.

    who said anything about anyone being breakeless? he/she said singlespeed, thus implying breaks.

    not stopping for a crowded ped crossing is shit, but kicking someone off their bike doesn't make it any better does it? 2 rights don't make a wrong etc etc. if anyone ever kicked me off my bike, for ANY REASON, whether i was in the wrong or not, would find me returning the violent favour (provided i was still alive, innit).

  • So you would right the wrong of someone righting the wrong in the wrong by wronging the.. whatever.

  • Honestly, even on the pavement, parents with children in their little pram simply charge ahead expecting us to give way automatically just because of a little person sitting in a pram.

    pissed me off a lots, using their pram to push through crowd rather than going with the flow.

    I had that with a woman on the road and her buggy she just pushed straight it out onto the road right in front of me. I hit it full pelt went flying and landed on the otherside of the buggy with my bike further away. First thought was oh no I've just killed a baby then everyone came running round me asking if I was OK including the Mum. Don't think the baby had even woken up and she had still left it on the road to see that I was OK, I think I'd done quite an impressive somersault flip over the buggy onto my back!

  • If you ever go down on me when I am with my kids, even if it's pedestrian, I will be cross; but hard.

    Do you have a website ?

  • Gun turrets at pedestrian crossings - £1 for half an hour - just an idea ?

  • I have a friend who seems to have a pathological hatred of cyclists. He tells me that he ALWAYS tries to kick, punch or lanunch some form of attack on any cyclist who goes through a red light while he is crossing. He is a tough guy, 6th Dan Ninja or something so if you see him, avoid him. We have many arguments about his feelings. Hes a great bloke though

  • "friend"?

  • it's rare that someone properly trained in martial arts would use them to attack random people.

    and fucking dangerous!

    there's always someone better out there (or madder) maybe you should tell him that..

  • "friend"?

    Well, he's hardly going to say "there's this prick I know who's a brick shit house and 6th Dan etc etc" is he?

    ;-)

  • ^^ Yep you are completely right. He is completely non-violent and he would always walk away from any sign of trouble, like any sensible person would. He just has a pathological hatred of them. He basically thinks all cyclists are scum bags who should be forced to obey every traffic law. And if a cyclist goes through a red while he is on it, he feels he is within his rights to knock him off!

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