Arm Pits

not so simple. I'm into girls with armpit hair, even more so if they are lesbians. Even more so if they are trying to put me off. I like the whole thing of knowing you'll never ever get anywhere with a girl and facing up to the fact that she is finding you annoying knowing that you fancy her despite all your best efforts. I'm basically into the whole rejection thing I guess. Pretty good at it too, been loathed unhindered three years come September.

So Emilia - what's the money on - is this girl gay or straight in your opinion? And what do you think of her? Is it the done thing to go on about her "guns" (superbly enjoyable The Stylist) etc.?

God, I really lined myself up for this one, didn't I?