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Dibs A common term used by knobends who don't realise that the only onership word of any value in the U.K. is 'bagsy'. Those who are caught using the word 'dibs' or other common variants (including 'shotgun') are traditionaly declared 'Tits' by their peers, and beaten severely with frozen chunks of their own self-esteem.

Couldn't agree with you more, Scrapper.