Girls and Bikes

I like to go with offensive objectification. It's better than saying "broad", "dame", or "skirt"
Also the "level" in question was a joke. It's more of the point that I am scared of girls.
And I just thought this was a cute and somewhat entertaining anecdote. Guess not.

I teach 11th grade English and a 12th grade elective course (English Lit: Comic Book Literature)

and i like the hill plan...

Maybe try "Fanny" next time, for shits and giggles.

I like reading your stories about girls! Keep us posted and remember, if a girl gives a you a present, she likes you.
Are you going to see her again? I want to hear the next episode.

We all expect a full report on saturday.

When you say 11th & 12th grade is that like yr 11/yr 12?

it is like yr 12 / 13

go get em emoxfag

emoxfag, are you in the UK?

Maybe try "Fanny" next time, for shits and giggles.

Lady Fanny of Omaha. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels rules.

America is a fucked up place.

you can drive at 11, but can't drink until you're 37 and stay at school until you are 49 where the teachers are younger than you...

In some States you can marry your cousin if you wish at 12 years old. In the other States it is compulsary.

There is a chocolate store here called Fanny Farmer. My friend from Australia almost died laughing at that and i thought it was a bit funny. until she explained what fanny meant in aussie.

what are you trying to say, it was or wasn't funny? at least try to display some semblance of sense in your posts

what does fanny mean in australian? Is it the same as it means in englash?

what does fanny mean in australian? Is it the same as it means in englash?

think it might mean breast? yanks' arse, british's vagina, might as well assumed the aussie one are breasts...

yeah in aussie it means vagina. makes it much funnier.

Anyway, i ran into the girl today at the store when i went to buy the movie Uncle Buck. It was then that i realized i didn't know her name. she walked up to me and grabbed my sleeve and was all cute and shy lke and said hi and we talked. she said shes thinking of buying a bike and asked me a bunch of questions. then it occurred to me that she doesn't know my real name either. its awkward. anyhow, we're going on a picnic. that my friends is the epic conclusion. kinda sub par. i still am 90% sure she doesn't know my name. i made her put her number in my phone so she had to add her name.

yeah in aussie it means vagina. makes it much funnier.

Anyway, i ran into the girl today at the store when i went to buy the movie Uncle Buck. It was then that i realized i didn't know her name. she walked up to me and grabbed my sleeve and was all cute and shy lke and said hi and we talked. she said shes thinking of buying a bike and asked me a bunch of questions. then it occurred to me that she doesn't know my real name either. its awkward. anyhow, we're going on a picnic. that my friends is the epic conclusion. kinda sub par. i still am 90% sure she doesn't know my name. i made her put her number in my phone so she had to add her name.

If I was you I'd do 2 things

1) If she ever comes round to your house, hide the Uncle Buck DVD!
2) As she doesn't know your name. Whatever you do, don't introduce yourself as Emoxfag

Apart from that, as they say in your neck of the woods...you're all set!

Send a text saying something like: "Hey! It's me, [insert name here]. What time do you want to meet for the picnic?"

Is the picnic this weekend? Do send an update.

Don't forget: pork pie, scotch egg & ginger beer. Picnic essentials! (+ a condom - you never know your luck...)

there's a middle-aged man somewhere sitting in front of his computer pissing himself at the fact that you lot believe his made-up character.

I mean, honestly, Uncle Buck on DVD !

exactly rpm. dead give away. 'pretty in pink' however now that's movie that the shy, sleeve, tugging kids would like.

And there's a middle-aged woman who was going aaawwww until she read the bit on fannies
;)

Good skills emo!

This has to be the oddest yet most compelling thread on here at the moment. I don't believe a word of it, but it's still fucking entertaining......

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]This is like reading a really bad novel. Absolute bollocks but I can’t wait to hear what happens over the weekend. Will he get the girl, who obviously likes him, or is he going to blow it by making a rude remark over a scotch egg. [/FONT][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I would like to think there is another thread on a website called ‘London emo girls and picnic enthusiasts’ with a girl asking advice on how to get rid of some weird guy on a bike who follows her into shops and hides behind Uncle Buck DVD’s. [/FONT][/SIZE]

aussie is not a language, for that matter neither is american. Fanny means twat, any use of it to describe ass is just wrong.

^Arse. Ass is a donkey.

^as soon as I saw 'Last post by Platini', i knew you'd be correcting spelling/grammer!

Is the picnic this weekend? Do send an update.

Don't forget: pork pie, scotch egg & ginger beer. Picnic essentials! (+ a condom - you never know your luck...)

Yep, if you impress her with a culinary Heath Robinson machine, she's bound to tell you her name.